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When you are the moon...
26 January 2009 @ 11:15 pm

I'm so used to everybody I want to see always skipping Nashville that I didn't even bother checking Katy Perry's tour dates when I heard she was going to tour because I just figured she'd do us dirty like everyone else and not come (even though we ARE Music City!)!

Weeelllll, according to Eventful, she played here TONIGHT at 8 and guess who missed it? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhhh, well. I've seen clips of her singing live on youtube and all her "talent" lies in the studio polishing process, that's for damn sure. But still, she's so fun and cool that it really wouldn't have mattered to me if she sounded like shit, it still would have been fun to dance and sing along to her fun and awesome songs!

God, why do you hate me??!?!?!!?!?!?!!!!! AAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Sonofabitch!!! Well, God only knows when the next time someone I actually want to see will roll into Nashlameass.

Current Mood: infuriatedinfuriated
Current Music: Katy Perry- Hot n Cold
When you are the moon...
21 January 2009 @ 08:46 pm
Let me tell you all the ways that being sicks totally sucks. Actually, no, let me not. Because I don't feel like it. There are too many reasons. Oh my God, I can't believe I just started a sentence with because!
When you are the moon...
21 January 2009 @ 12:49 am
I'm getting sick. And it's been way too cold lately to go for walks. Piss, piss, piss.

At least the retarded cowboy's finally out of office, though. I even made a cake to celebrate. I can really bake a cake, you guys! And I got choked up while watching the inauguration footage, I'm not even going to lie. Because I'm not ashamed at all that I got choked up.

I love soy!

I think tomorrow I'll do Sweatin' to the Oldies. Richard Simmons is, like, my favorite person ever.

I wish Jennifer's Body would hurry up and come out. I read the script and cannot wait! I'm usually not the type who sneaks peeks at scripts, and even though I enjoyed Juno and want to read Candy Girl, I still wouldn't say that I've drank the Diablo Cody koolaid (nothing at all about Juno was Oscar worthy, even if it was good!), but I heard that there was an Amanda Seyfried/Megan Fox makeout scene.

One thing I don't understand, though, is picking Amanda Seyfried to play this completely plain, geeky type whose looks constantly get insulted and who makes everyone wonder why Megan Fox's super hot, super popular character would ever be friends with her in a million years. Megan Fox is hot and everything, but Amanda Seyfried is definitely better looking. Megan Fox just gives off a very porny and artificial vibe, like she's trying too hard to be percieved as sexy or something, whereas with Amanda Seyfried, it's just effortless and 100% god given; even when she's being goofy and talking crap about herself (how the hell could someone who looks like that be insecure?!), she is just immaculate.

I mean, yeah, they can always make people look uglier for movies, but I've seen set pics from a scene where she's wearing this magenta 80's nightmare prom dress and has poofy hair and is supposed to look really horrible and even then, she looks goddamn beautiful and I would totally tap that and pick that over Megan Fox even when she's doing her damndest to be hot! 

I wonder how in hell they are going to pull this whole Amanda Seyfried as an uggo thing off.
When you are the moon...
26 December 2008 @ 12:52 am

What I got (besides lovin'):

From Mom and Dad:
-Red sweater with thin white stripes. (First thought after trying it on- "Hello, titties!!!")
-Drapey black top. So 70's. So awesome. So fun to run in (don't ask why; somehow, it just is).
-Katy Perry CD (I've finally decided that I don't mind phonies using their music to bank on faux lesbianism/bisexuality/bicuriousity/whatever and simultaneously making it even harder for ladies like myself who genuinely love the ladies to be taken seriously as long as said music is catchy and makes me look and feel sexy while wiggling my ass to it.)
-Cherry Bomb by Carrie Borzillo-Vrenna. (That book rules in ways you cannot even begin to understand. So perfect for me! Exactly the sort of thing I look for when I want to take a break from serious reading. But I think that every woman on earth should own a copy of this book.)
-This awesome necklace of Hindu depictions from World Market that I've had my eye on for what feels like ages.
-Rose oil (because I like to literally smell like a rose).
-Black and pink Nike running shoes. (Pretty and practical!)
-A set of 2 color changing nail polishes (since I change my nail color too often to keep up with and can never make up my mind).
-A bag containing pretty much every kind of chocolate ever made and a couple of varieties of the mint gum that must be in my mouth at all times.
-And on December 30th, they will be getting me the Official Twilight Companion! (Why the hell did Stephenie Meyer's dumb ass decide to release it five days after Christmas?? Ah, well, we are talking about the woman who invented Bella Swan, the queen of all Mary Sue idiots and a clear self-insert. I have never in my life simultaneously loved a series and hated its narrating character so much! It's so weird!)

From Zach:
-An exact replica of the necklace my homegirl Rosalie wore in the Twilight movie.
(Although, technically, on the label it said that it was from "Teh Edwurd"- har har har! In all seriousness, though, the necklace is asbolutely beautiful and so awesome!!)
-Singles on DVD (I can't believe it's taken this long for me to own it. It's only been one of my favorites since I was, like, 13!)

From Jess:
-$25 iTunes gift card.

From Mamaw:
-Most likely 50 bucks. That's what she always gives us.

Mom and Dad also got Zach and I a joint gift. United Colors of Benetton Unisex perfume/cologne/whatever you'd call it. It is for both of us to use and will never leave the bathroom. We both fell in love with the scent at the store and found the idea of unisex perfume/cologne/whatever so futuristic and just perfect.


When you are the moon...
24 December 2008 @ 10:26 pm

Fröhliche Weihnachten!

When you are the moon...
08 December 2008 @ 12:12 am
Kim Kardashian's butt is the eighth wonder of the world.
When you are the moon...
21 November 2008 @ 01:58 pm
Yep, me and my work buddies are so awesomely retarded/retardedly awesome that we all squeezed like sardines into a car and went to a midnight showing of Twilight.

It exceeded the shit out of my expectations, most definitely. I hope to be seeing it a hundred more times. I already cannot wait for the DVD.

It was unexpectedly funny, and not in a lame way, but in a really awesome way! It had a lot more humour and spice than the book. Even people who wouldn't like the books would like the movie, I think.

And HOT DAMN. I have never seen so many hot guys in one film in my entire life! I want to fuck them all! Even the underage ones! The only guy who wasn't hot (in my opinion) was the guy who played Mike, and he wasn't that big of a character anyway. But every other male in that whole damn movie can just team up and rip me limb from limb!

And lucky us, we got FRONT AND CENTER seats! Which I really don't understand because that place was beyond packed. I have never seen so many people in one movie theater in my entire life. We were among family that night, that was for damn sure, all of us laughing and whooping in unison. It seemed as though every TwiTard on the planet was crammed into that theater, though really, it was what must be a mere few of the Nashville are TwiTards.

The whole theater erupted into laughter at one point. We were waiting for things to heat up with Edward and Bella and they were really dragging it out and teasing us. Luckily, some flustered fangirl who just couldn't take it anymore relieved all of our tension when she could no longer control herself and burst out, in a strained whisper, with, "Jesus Christ!!!!!" We all lost it.

Sharon and I set rules for ourselves beforehand. Try our very best to supress fangirl squeals and no jumping from our seats to run up and lick the screen. We would hold one another back if necessary. We did pretty well, although at one point, Sharon had to whisper to me during a particularly steamy scene between Edward and Bella, "Bad Rosalie! Think of Emmett!" She calls me Rosalie because I remind her of the character, she says, and her mom agrees. And Sharon is a total Alice! She jokingly called her mom Esme during the movie when she asked us to quiet down a little, and there's a klutz at work that they call Bella whenever she does something especially silly. It is so awesome that Sharon's mom is a TwiMom! I'm trying to convert mine, but she just good naturedly makes fun of us TwiTards.

And Robert fucking Pattinson, y'all!!!! Is there anything that man can't do? He was actually playing the piano in that movie! And they used one of his songs toward the end and it went so beautifully with the scene. He's got such a soulful voice. He can act, he can sing, he can play instruments, and he is super hot. Le. Sigh.
When you are the moon...
I know I promised soul searching and why I think I'm a lesbian for real this time, but goddamn it, I'm pissed! And it's the stupidest thing ever to be pissed about, but it gets me down all the time nonetheless!

I can pull off every hair color! I can do red, I can do brown, I can even do dark brown, and I can even do blonde! Even the multitude of people who don't like blondes like me blonde! I can do it all! And I hate it! Everyone says it's a good thing and that I'm lucky I can, but it's not true! Because I don't know what the fuck I want or what would look best! I'm never happy with any of them! I'll be happy for a minute, but when the new wears off, I'll be wanting something else and after a minute of happiness, I'll want what I had before back! It's such a vicious cycle!!! It's how I spend my fucking life!

I should have been born with a goddamn dial to turn so I could have whatever hair color whenever I want it.

People who can only look good with one color or a limited range of colors are so lucky. Sure, I have the advantage of versatility and I'll never have to spend my life always with just brown hair or just blonde hair or just red hair, but I'll never be satisfied no matter what I have! This is the worst hair problem ever to have and the hardest to fix. I don't think there IS a solution!!!

GAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know I sound so ridiculous but I just have to vent!!! It upsets me so much!!!!!!!

Whatever, I'm off to get ready for work and brood about how sick I am of my stupid and beautiful blonde hair and how sick I will then get of my stupid and beautiful brown hair and how badly I will want my blonde hair back and then how sick I will be of my stupid and beautiful blonde hair and then how sick I will be of my stupid and beautiful red hair and then how angry I will be at how hard my stupid and beautiful red hair will make it to go back blonde and then how sick I will be of my stupid and beautiful brown hair and et cetera, et cetera, ET FUCKING CETERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When you are the moon...
10 November 2008 @ 12:21 pm

Before I write anything else, the first thing I heard when I woke up this morning was a squeak. Then, I see Zui walking toward me with a dead mouse in her mouth. She has since lost interest, but I have not. I cannot stop looking at it. It was a clean death, and it is such a cute animal, even in death. I hate when Zui has it flipped over, though, because it's mouth is frozen in a scream. I don't want to touch it. Somebody else will have to dispose of it.

My time in Alabama was wonderful. Yesterday morning, I woke up with Jack curled up on my legs. I fell asleep with him right by my head. I love Sofie and Zui, but they're not the kind of cats to sleep with you (although Zui has evolved into a lap kitty).

I love taking care of Zelda. At one point, we were at the store. I get so annoyed and angry when babies are crying out in public, but it's so different when it's one you care about. I was more annoyed with the people staring. I wanted to call them all inbreds and tell them to get back to buying their hamburger meat, ho ho's and beer. Usually, that's exactly what I want to say to the people with the loud babies, except in that case, it's preceded by "Shut your goddamn bastard up."

It's so easy to quiet Zelda, though. Just pick her up. That baby is so spoiled! She's been held for practically her entire life, but she is so sweet. She loves to play with jewelry, and she loves fingernails! And the color red. She could not leave my nails alone, and when I put on red lipstick, she tried to grab my lips. She is so sweet! Brenda made a joke about how she loves me so much because she's used to plain janes who don't have time to grow and paint their nails because they're too busy taking care of her. I will never let the responsibility of a baby keep me from looking fabulous.

And I'm so happy, she's going to have Aunt Skye's taste in men!! Although Erin says that she's probably just going to be a lesbian (and I actually think I may be as well. I know I've been through this before, but this time it's different. That'll be another entry, though). I was watching videos on youtube with her and every time I played one that had anything to do with Bill Kaulitz, she reached out toward the screen and tried to grab him! Erin also seriously thought he was a chick until learning otherwise. She was all like, "Wait a minute, she's a GUY?" We're not even trying to be mean, we just honest to God thought he was a she! If anything, I'm being nice, because I usually think girls with that sense of style tend to be lame and I don't go for it, but I think she he is the most beautiful, best looking thing God ever created! If he weren't real, I couldn't even dream up somebody who looked like that, and I've got quite the imagination! Seriously, does this not look like a strangely attractive girl? http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff143/Heart_Candy/Tokio%20Hotel/Bill%20Kaulitz/BillKaulitz17.jpg And that's just with his eyes done! You should see him when he's got on lip gloss and face powder! Even without a stitch, he looks just like a fucking girl! I am so intrigued by that.

Anywho, I need to shower. I will write of my soul searching later.


When you are the moon...
08 November 2008 @ 09:14 pm
I'm currently in Alabamar, the beautiful, mountainous part of it that's almost in east Tennessee. I think this is my favorite part of the state. I've not stayed anywhere else in Bama, but we drove all the way through it once on the way to Panama City Beach and I thought that the whole state just seemed like a giant toilet. But we didn't really explore it or stray from much of a path either so I don't know.

I love it here on Sand Mountain. I'm sure that if I lived here I would get tired of everything being so hicky and primitive, but my aunt and uncle's cabin is such a magical place. There are so many animals here. A cat named Jack is currently cuddling in my lap (it was instant love), and three dogs alternate presences in here; sometimes they all like to congregate around me. There's a big dog, Ducky, his smaller and spotty mama, Trixie, and a teeny weeny chihuahua named Tater.

The wedding was nice. Guess who caught the bouquet? Moi! Ironic after my last entry, but also unlikely, seeing as how I'm not even casually seeing anybody right now.

But I'm off to let my cousin use the computer and go do some more bonding with Zelda. Erin says she's kidnapping me because she needs a nanny.

Later, loves. Stay black.
Current Music: Hannah Montana